No Offense Meant -- Smart Blondes.....??

Enjoy this one....you'll surely crack up like I did!

 
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . 
* She thought a quarterback was a refund. 
* She thought General Motors was in the army. 
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. 
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. 
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." 
  
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... 
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it. 
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." 
 
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... 
* She tripped over a cordless phone. 
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." 
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." 
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. 
  
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... 
* She studied for a blood test. 
* She sold the car for gas money. 
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. 
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. 
  
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... 
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. 
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. 
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." 


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: 

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... 

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Interesting " WORD SCRABBLE"

Just want to share these words..that when re-arranged, the results are more revealing than the original word.  These were probably thought of by someone who  just had too much time on his hands.

 

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:  A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:  THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES :CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:  I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND – saving the last for the best …..

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

(but, of course, there are exceptions to this as there are a lot of good mothers-in-law ---like me!)